Kathleen Fisher Open
I bet you've never seen a beauty contest judge looking like this before! The Jack Daniels t-shirt, reflective glasses and surrounding skimpy babes make the nature of this competition obvious — that's right, it's at a car festival.
I've only just started scanning my negatives from Summernats 2005, where I gratefully accepted a media pass into the beauty pageant pit. Naturally, the winner was blonde with big boobs, but she was surprisingly curvaceous everywhere else too. The judge's outfit may look like he's swallowed a rainbow, but he was all for beauty over a size 14. That makes him the real winner in my book.